Editor’s note: You can’t make this stuff up!
“CBS just released the transcript of Stormy Daniel’s 60 Minutes interview. Right off the bat she confirms our story that she spanked Donald Trump with a magazine he was on the cover of,” as Mother Jones is reporting.
“Stormy Daniels: Ummm (LAUGH) it started off– all about him just talking about himself. And he’s like– ‘Have you seen my new magazine?
“Anderson Cooper: He was showing you his own picture on the cover of a magazine.
“Stormy Daniels: Right, right. And so I was like, ‘Does this– does this normally work for you?’ And he looked very taken– taken back, like, he didn’t really understand what I was saying. Like, I was– does, just, you know, talking about yourself normally work?’ And I was like, ‘Someone should take that magazine and spank you with it.’ (LAUGH) And I’ll never forget the look on his face. He was like–
“Anderson Cooper: What– what was his look?
“Stormy Daniels: Just, I don’t think anyone’s ever spoken to him like that, especially, you know, a young woman who looked like me. And I said, you know, ‘Give me that,’ and I just remember him going, ‘You wouldn’t.’ ‘Hand it over.’ And– so he did, and I was like, turn around, drop ’em.
“Anderson Cooper: You– you told Donald Trump to turn around and take off his pants.
“Stormy Daniels: Yes.
“Anderson Cooper: And did he?
“Stormy Daniels: Yes. So he turned around and pulled his pants down a little — you know had underwear on and stuff and I just gave him a couple swats.
“Anderson Cooper: This was done in a joking manner.
“Stormy Daniels: Yes. and– from that moment on, he was a completely different person.”
The rest of the article is here.