Is it time to deport Arizona from the United States?

Editor’s note: Tony Waters, a professor in the sociology department at Cal State University-Chico and local resident, is a regular commenter on this blog. The following are his comments from, a blog that he contributes to. Tony left a similar response here yesterday. Check out the full installment:

Posted by Tony Waters on June 15th, 2010 on


One of the other blogs I participate on is a local one [] in our local county. There is lots of local politics on the blog, of little interest outside of our little county in California. Except that our Congressman, Tom McClintock, is a national figure. He is the guy who stood up in on the floor of the House of Representatives in Washington to complain when President Felipe Calderon of Mexico told the US that they had a lot of really stupid immigration laws which do not do a lot to regulate immigraton one way or the other. This was not necessarily politic of Calderon even if it was the truth, but so goes it. McClintock replied in kind, plus some, by advising Calderon to get in line in order to get a US green card, presumably by waiting umpteen years at the US Embassy in Mexico City where such things are sometimes issued.

I didn’t like McClintock’s speech on the House floor because it was cheap demagoguery (and yes I am one of the hundreds of thousands who watched it). Immigration reform is a major problem in the United states, in large part created by the United States fascination with cheap labor, and the inability of the United States to come up with an administratively simple guest worker visa for the last fifty years or so. Oh, and then there is lack of US American interest in deporting the people who mow our lawns, staff our restaurants and sweat shops, and re-roof my house. For that matter many illegal immigrants make donations via fake social security numbers which they will never collect, so their money goes straight to today’s retirees. Yeah, this is obviously a real simple problem which can be addressed by Arizona’s new anti-immigrant law gone national, as guys like my Congressman seem to believe. But then since McClintock seems to like demagogic ranting better then the hard slog of solving real difficult problems like immigration, let me make a suggestion.

Let’s deport Arizona. Yep, we can cut them loose, and be done with a whole bunch of problems. After all, Arizona wanted to go in the past—they seceded in 1861 and joined the Confederacy in order to preserve slavery, even though they didn’t have any slaves. Then when the rest of the states finally let them in the Union in 1912, they said no thanks, because we want to wait to join on the date on which they seceded to join the Confederacy and fought to keep the slaves they never owned (this is a true story—look it up in Wikipedia). And then what did Arizona do once they were graciously admitted to the Union, despite the bad manners? They stole a whole bunch of Colorado River water after California appropriated it from Mexico fair and square. In the 1990s they were the last state to make Martin Luther King’s birthday a holiday, which kind of goes with their old fascination with the Confederacy thing. Now in 2010 they pass an immigration law which is obviously unconstitutional under the equal protection, and search and seizure provisions of the US Constitution. What can I say? Typical Arizona.

That’s Arizona for you. Is it any surprise that we continue to get really stupid legislation from them like their immigration bill, or the bill banning school teachers with accents like California’s Governor, Arnold Schwarzenneger? I say, let’s enforce the United States’ laws, and send Arizona back to where it came from. Which I think is Mexico, by the way. Do you think President Calderon might take Arizona back? Maybe he can take time out of the decades long wait at the US Embassy for his US visa to consider this proposition. It’s a win-win. We get rid of Arizona, and Calderon doesn’t have to wait in line any longer for a visa to visit Tucson.

So now Congressman McClintock and I are even. We have both had our demagogic rant. Are we any closer to dealing with the problem of immigration and labor in the United States?

Author: jeffpelline

Jeff Pelline is a veteran editor and award-winning journalist - in print and online. He is publisher of Sierra FoodWineArt magazine and its website Jeff covered business and technology for The San Francisco Chronicle for 12 years, and he was a founding editor and Editor of CNET News for eight years, among other positions. Jeff has a bachelor's degree from UC Berkeley and a master's from Northwestern University. His hobbies include sailing, swimming, and trout fishing in the Sierra.

6 thoughts on “Is it time to deport Arizona from the United States?”

  1. Great idea, Tony, and it would surely solve Arizona’s illegal immigrant problem. This is much better than McClintock’s solution, which is “Just say no to illegal immigration” (his stock answer to every problem, expect any day to hear it from him about how to stop the gusher in the gulf, just say no to it!)

  2. This made me think that we should, in mass, call upon our, if I remember correctly, “Protect Our Boarders” Assemblyperson, Dan Logue, if he would please lead the legislature in jacking up the EMPLOYER penalty to say 5K per employee , per day, for each EMPLOYEE they hire who has no legal right to work in CALIFORNIA. ADDITIONALLY, use the find to pay the salary of enforcement State Employees.

    Think we have a chance to have “our” most concerned Assemblyperson lead the charge on these to simple laws/regulations, since he ran on the issue. What has he done to really address the issue so near and dear to him, apparently?

    Sun and heat musta baked my brain today…..

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